Faking it in Donnie: don't bother having what she's having

LAST week I saw Manpower, Australia's No.1 all-male review. Buns of steel, ripped abs, glistening six packs, Rock Eisteddfod choreography and music you'd expect to hear coming out of a vehicle with a sticker reading "If the van's rockin', don't bother knockin"' €” right beneath the one that says "Fat chicks shit me".